If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
ADAM FERRARAI think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
ADAM FERRARAAs soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
ADAM FERRARAThe human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
ADAM FERRARAMy dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
ADAM FERRARAWhat if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
ADAM FERRARAGo to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
ADAM FERRARASex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
ADAM FERRARAI sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
ADAM FERRARALadies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
ADAM FERRARAThe biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
ADAM FERRARAI don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
ADAM FERRARAI love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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