My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
ADAM FERRARAI love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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