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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘

Adam Ferrara

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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Biggest Funny Girl Girlfriend Humor Life Love Now Right Thing
I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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Boy Cutting Give Home Jewelry Married Mood Ring Wedding
There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
ADAM FERRARA

Broke Difference Funny Humor Kiss Reason Religious Room Up Walked
There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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Alright Animal Dating Dinner Funny Go Kingdom Movie No Quick Sniff
Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Bed Feel Forever Go Like Soul
I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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Car Dad Guy Money Spend Trust Vehicle Wanted Working
The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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Funny Length Marriage Observed Parent Time Year
The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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Beautiful Caulk Funny Girl Hollywood Silicon Sink
I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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Funny Girl Humor Meant Meet Sincerely Sleep
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
ADAM FERRARA

Faith Followed Funny Humor Moses People Thinking Group
I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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Believe Different Distance God Long Question Religious
Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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Friend Funny Humor Important Need Sex Story Tell
Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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Color Come Crass Funny Home Honey Infernal Sound
You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
ADAM FERRARA

Away Country List Mailing Month People Relative Thing Wife

You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘

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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘

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