Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
ADAM FERRARA
My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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