Don’t do your best, do my best.
ADAM CAROLLAI give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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