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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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