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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Christmas Country Dad Every Imagine Seeing Three Year
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Buy Car First Mine Motorcycle Vehicles
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Call Dish Giving Head Hungarian Night Paprikash Sorry World
Welfare is monetary methadone.
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Heo Methadone Monetary Organisation Welfare
No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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Bear Chasing Depressed
California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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Country Fall Forty-Five Look School
I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Cruise Feeling Good Internet Name Walk
I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Comedian Comedy Feeling Irony Joke Laugh Life Politician
I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Around Doing Ebook Kicked Man Poor Rich Something
You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Accomplishment Feel Good Should Yelled Yourself
I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Burn Calories Happen Masculine Trying World
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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Country Dude Enough Funny Joy People Television Thinking

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