Don’t do your best, do my best.
ADAM CAROLLASpeaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I get depressed at airports.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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