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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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