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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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