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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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