No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
ADAM CAROLLAI didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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