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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

Adam Carolla

All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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All Funny Humor Middle Nothing Really Want
Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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