The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
ADAM CAROLLA- Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
ADAM CAROLLAI would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
ADAM CAROLLAI give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
ADAM CAROLLAWell, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
ADAM CAROLLAI could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
ADAM CAROLLAI liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
ADAM CAROLLAScrew guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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