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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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