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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.

Adam Carolla

Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Allow Atheist Guilt Man Myself Screw Sex Ten
I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Burn Calories Happen Masculine Trying World
The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Art Beautiful Car
The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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Aisle Land Leave People Ten Thing View
I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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Agnostic Atheist God Law Thinking
There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Agnostic Atheist Away Bigger Cancer Christian Screening Take
No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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Book Comedian Comedy Enjoy Fun Read Reader
Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Alter Behaviors Good Help Incentive Shop Tell
The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Experience Horrible Job Learned Mean
I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Favourite Form Freedom Mess Podcast Really
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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Chick Dude Funny More Reason Why
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Desire Infused Need Office Passion Patriotism Place Probably Vigor
And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Asian Common Country Goal Guttenberg Hispanic Together
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Chick Guy Mean Money People Successful Thinking
People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Dumb People Stuff Stupid Successful
Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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Ashtray College High Junior School

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