I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
ADAM CAROLLAThe truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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