I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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