There are certain things women are better at than men.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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