Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
BILL MAHERThe “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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