I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
BILL MAHERThe “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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