One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
BILL MAHERThe “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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