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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.

Tim Allen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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Existence Goodness Live Myself Relationship
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Alive Lawn Maintainence Man Reason
My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Death Father Foundation Nature Reminder
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Alone Crow Encouragement Man Substitute Support Thinking
My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Children Family Father Hero Myself
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Charity Enjoyment Phenomenal Project Result
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself
Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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Instruction Man Manufacturer Reality Togetherness
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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Crazy Drive Face God Myself Stare Wonder
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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Forever Love Marriage Moments Myself Young
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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Death Dog Food Leaving
I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Body Character Man Myself Trap

I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.

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