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I’ve learned that you can’t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they’ll panic and give in.

Emo Philips

The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said If you’ll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return. Given what you’ve been paying for things lately, that should more than make up the difference.
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Difference Make Up Myself Notice Pay Return
When I was ten, my family moved to Downer’s Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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Family Finding Move Myself
I’ve learned that you can’t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they’ll panic and give in.
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Hope Learning Love Myself Panic Stalk
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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Beat Boxing Computer Defeat Myself
I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they’re just as scared of me.
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Confession Myself Scare
You know what I hate the most? People that imitate owls.
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Hate Imitation People Yourself
When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That’s what gave me the courage.
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Age Courage Myself School Time
Don’t wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?
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Animal Clothes Fashion Yourself
When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.
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Coffee Morning Myself Start Try Wake Up
I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.
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Concept Gift God Myself Thinking
All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there’s so many real reasons to hate others.
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Earth Hate Live Nation Peace Prejudice Reality Reason Togetherness
One man’s pet-stained carpet is another man’s Twister game.
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Carpet Game Man Oneself
When I was a kid, my favourite time of the year when I was child was that magical first snowfall. I’d yell Yippee! Snow! and run up to the front door and shout You know the deal… You have to let me in now.
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Children Deal Myself Snow Time
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Boxing Chess Computer Defeat Game Myself Sports Technology
My parents were very protective. I couldn’t even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.
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Excitement Myself Parents Protection Road Street
I’m filthy stinking rich – well, two out of three ain’t bad.
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Bad Myself Rich Wealth

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