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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.

Bill Maher

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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.

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