Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
BILL MAHER
Death is nature’s way of killing you.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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