One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
BILL MAHERIn an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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