I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
ANDY ROONEYIt would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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