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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

Andy Rooney

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
ANDY ROONEY

Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
ANDY ROONEY

Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
ANDY ROONEY

Better Truth World
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
ANDY ROONEY

Dog Fun Oneself Talk
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
ANDY ROONEY

Children Gift Learning Myself
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
ANDY ROONEY

Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
ANDY ROONEY

Action Feeling Myself Work
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
ANDY ROONEY

One Liner Work
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
ANDY ROONEY

Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
ANDY ROONEY

Appreciation Hard Learning Love

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