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Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

Tim Allen

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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Crazy Drive Face God Myself Stare Wonder
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Beautiful Bride Feeling Greatness Herself
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Drive Myself Quality Sound
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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Death Dog Food Leaving
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Drink Money Oneself Party Rich Wealth
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Alone Crow Encouragement Man Substitute Support Thinking
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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Advantage Beautiful Myself Play Reality Show Theatre
I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Environment Man Myself Spoil
I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Cat Dog Man Myself Person Travel
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end’. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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Area Avoid Comment Togetherness Woman
I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Best Choice Combination Myself System Understand
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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Creation Point Time Yourself
I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
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Consider Funny Phone Technology

Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

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Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

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