I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
ANDY ROONEYThe great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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