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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.

Andy Rooney

A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
ANDY ROONEY

Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.

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