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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People

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