Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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