The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
BILL MAHERDenying racism is the new racism.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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