I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
ANDY ROONEYGo to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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