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Andy Rooney

Unfortunately, propaganda works.
ANDY ROONEY

One Liner Work
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Action Feeling Myself Work
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
ANDY ROONEY

Admit Economist Talk

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