I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
ANDY ROONEYFamiliar things are a comfort to us all.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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