Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
TIM ALLENI had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, “And let there be aluminum siding.” Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree’s on a golf course, all the better.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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