Denying racism is the new racism.
BILL MAHERDenying racism is the new racism.
BILL MAHERI think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
BILL MAHERSome people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
BILL MAHERThe younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
BILL MAHERThe plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
BILL MAHERSuicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
BILL MAHERTrusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
BILL MAHERTo a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
BILL MAHERWe have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
BILL MAHERDuring the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
BILL MAHERAtheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
BILL MAHERI don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
BILL MAHERDon’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
BILL MAHERDeath is nature’s way of killing you.
BILL MAHERCurious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
BILL MAHERBased on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
BILL MAHER