The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
TIM ALLENI’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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I have a thing for tools.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
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If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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