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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

Tim Allen

But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools
Boys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
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Alone Disgust Leaving Ourselves Paint Time
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Goodness Lying Man Myself Positive
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Alone Crow Encouragement Man Substitute Support Thinking
My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Children Family Father Hero Myself
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Children Father Fear Irrational Lose Myself
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end’. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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Area Avoid Comment Togetherness Woman
I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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Death Dog Food Leaving
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Animal Man Own

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