I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
TIM ALLENFor years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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I have a thing for tools.
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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