Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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