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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time

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