If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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