Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEYComputers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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