Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEYComputers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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