I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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