I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
BILL MAHERReligion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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