More from Bill Maher
I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
Bill MaherBill Maher When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
Bill MaherBill Maher Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
Bill MaherBill Maher At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
Bill MaherBill Maher One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
Bill MaherBill Maher I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
Bill MaherBill Maher The “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.
Bill MaherBill Maher Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
Bill MaherBill Maher Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
Bill MaherBill Maher We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Bill MaherBill Maher Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
Bill MaherBill Maher Death is nature’s way of killing you.
Bill MaherBill Maher In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
Bill MaherBill Maher Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
Bill MaherBill Maher You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
Bill MaherBill Maher Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Bill MaherBill Maher
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Even with broken wings, she dares to fly. And even with a broken heart, she dares to love.
Divya khandalDivya khandal And I refuse to apologize until the very end for the way that I feel – my feelings are valid too.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados Contemplate your own mortality daily, then see how much we must change.
Chris AllchinChris Allchin Poetry is the voice of the soul and the inspiration of the heart.
Teresa PeresTeresa Peres We parted sadly, like children in the street on a pleasant june afternoon.
Iestyn TudorIestyn Tudor And what shall I call you? Yours. In this life, the ones before, and all others thereafter.
Alexandra MichelleAlexandra Michelle If I could go back to a time I’d be with you. And I’d thank you again for almost being the healing to my heart.
Aimee C. HoveyAimee C. Hovey I was a living breathing nightmare and he was my favorite dream catcher.
Juwairiyyah OlgarJuwairiyyah Olgar
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More on progress
Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator. And change has its enemies.
Robert KennedyRobert Kennedy Substantial progress toward better things can rarely be taken without developing new evils requiring new remedies.
William Howard TaftWilliam Howard Taft Progressiveness means not standing still when everything else is moving.
Woodrow WilsonWoodrow Wilson I know this, and I know it from actual experience in the Orient, that the progress of modern Christian civilization has largely depended on the earnest hard work of the Christian missions of every denomination.
William Howard TaftWilliam Howard Taft The path of progress is seldom smooth. New things are often found hard to do. Our fathers found them so. We find them so. But are we not made better for the effort and sacrifice?
William McKinleyWilliam McKinley Progress requires change.
Andy StanleyAndy Stanley The great obstacle to progress is prejudice.
Christian Nestell BoveeChristian Nestell Bovee Small is how blessings, healing, progress and increase occur.
Anne LamottAnne Lamott
