Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
BILL MAHERReligion is detrimental to the progress of society.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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