If you think you have it tough, read history books.
BILL MAHERIf you think you have it tough, read history books.
BILL MAHERMaybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
BILL MAHERWhen opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
BILL MAHERAtheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
BILL MAHERReligion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
BILL MAHERIn America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
BILL MAHERSex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
BILL MAHERThe Drug War is an addiction, really.
BILL MAHERYou want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
BILL MAHERThe true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
BILL MAHERAs you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
BILL MAHERDon’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
BILL MAHEREmergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
BILL MAHERWe need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
BILL MAHERIs it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
BILL MAHEROne of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
BILL MAHER