I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, how are you going to get into the corners?”
EMO PHILIPS
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
