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Ambrose Bierce Quote - Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.

Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.

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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Add Fools Funny Himself Time
Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Electricity Natural Reason
Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Drive Slave Substitute
Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Black Color Optimism White
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Degree Independence Intellectual
An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Advantage Election Good Stolen
Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Disappointment Perspective Time
Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Blessing Exception Leaving Money
PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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Body Fortune Goodness Purity Uncomfortable
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Himself Listening Person Talk
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Device Profit Responsibility
REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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Art Charm Measurement Nature Worm
Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Labor Pregnant Property
Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Box Defend Democracy Stage
The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Confirm Degree Democracy Reward
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Coward Emergency Himself Legs Thinking

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