To the eye of failure success is an accident.
AMBROSE BIERCEHe who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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