The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
AMBROSE BIERCESelfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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