Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
AMBROSE BIERCEHistory is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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