In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
AMBROSE BIERCEPatriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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