True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
AMBROSE BIERCEWar is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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