PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
AMBROSE BIERCEREFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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