Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
AMBROSE BIERCEPITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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