When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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