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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?

Lily Tomlin

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
LILY TOMLIN

Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style

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