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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone

Lily Tomlin

It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work

In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone

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