When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLINIn the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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